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"What does the Starship Enterprise have in common with Toilet Paper They both go around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!"

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"What is the tallest building in the entire world Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories."
"""God's last name is not Dammit."" Unknown"
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"There are three ways a man wears his hair - parted- unparted or departed"
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