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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes, my secretary reminds me of my wife. I was unbuttoning her shirt the other day during our lunch break when she says ""Remember, you have a wife."""

"What do you call a happy wizard? Optimystical"

"What happens when you get a lot of electroshocks within a short period of time? It hertz."

"When you neutralize an acidic solution in a titration, what do you do? Drop the base."

"Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West? Because they all wore mittens."

"Speaking of dogs... There's a dog with no hind legs, and bollocks made of steel. So, this dog is coming down the street. Do you know what is the name of the dog? . . . . Sparky!"

"No matter how much I try to buy those supermarket conveyor belt dividers... The cashier just keeps putting them back!"

"What do frogs drink ? Hot croako !"

"The SS officer went blind... when he did NOT-SEE things."

"What's 10 inches long, Hard as a rock and filled with semen? The sock under my bed"