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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the useless skin around the vagina? The woman"
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"Watching my dad try to scroll through pictures on my phone is like watching someone trying to pet a bubble."
"What is worse than three kids in trash can? One kid in three trash cans"
"I bet it's crazy hard to do the YMCA dance in Chinese..."
"Why is a gay man having sex similar to Tony Abbott? They're both fucking arseholes."
"Girl asked me to netflix and chill, but I download all my movies illegally.... So I was like na, more like pirate and booty."
"What would the Reddit political party be called? The know-kn0thing party."
"So my girlfriend asked me to make love to her like in the movies.... So I pulled out and busted all over her face....apparantly we don't watch the same movies"
"The sentence ""I'm aware"" isn't very scary Unless you put Wolf on the end."
"Why did the calendar die? It's days were numbered."