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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the useless skin around the vagina? The woman"
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"Calm down, people on FB who ran the Detroit marathon. I'd be running a shit load too if I were in Detroit."
"They finally created a generic viagra. Micoxaphlopin is the next big thing."
"Trump will do the work of two men when elected... Key & Peel. Thanks Ronnie Corbett may you rest in piece."
"I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He insists he can stop at anytime."
"Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States? Because Missouri loves company"
"My dad says he donates to the African water charities Because he's got a well paying job."
"Dog: [Barks at the mailman] Human: Bad dog. Dog: [Turns to the camera] My human hates bills, yet gets mad when I try to scare the guy off."
"My cat told me he's old enough to move out on his own now but then he said nah I'm just kitten"
"What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money? Blacking out and gaining money."