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Joke of the Day
"There are several factors when talking about the meaning of life. 2, 3, and 7"
Next Joke
"If you're ever feeling bad about your life just remember that there are people out there who bought tickets to the Kidz Bop world tour."
"Another casualty of 2016... Ronda Rousey's MMA career"
"Where do lobsters buy their work clothes? Homardware."
"My friend died today... He wasn't able to speak, but in his dying moments he wanted me to have his EpiPen. I'll cherish it forever."
"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he gave her one."
"My best friend got cheated on by his deaf girlfriend... His girlfriend cheated on him with a deaf guy... To be fair, he should've seen the signs."
"Three guys walk into a bar... The fourth one ducks under it."
"Bricks and mortar are so passe. I going to live in my homepage."
"It's bad enough I have to worry about people when I leave my house now I have to contend with Pokemon as well"