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Joke of the Day

"What do black people get on their math test? (Warning offensive!) Chicken grease."

"If I could have a finger on my penis. I could pick'n'flick, with my dick."

"What's the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself."

"My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me."

"So I'm opening a seafood restaurant... ...and my signature dish will be eel in a light Japanese batter. It will be called ""O Tempura! O Morays!"""

"I'm kind of scared. So, last week I swallowed an ice cube whole and I haven't pooped it out yet. I'm getting kinda worried, should I go see a doctor or nah?"

"i didn't get your text because i'm lying"

"I've only been wrong once, and that's when I thought I was wrong."

"Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning? A: A visitor."

"Why don't owls make love in the rain? Because it's too wet to woo."