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Joke of the Day
"Antenna's Wedding Two antennas got married. The ceremony was awful but the reception was awesome."
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"I just read Fahrenheit 451. That book is lit."
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"A beautiful girl said hello to me. I replied 'thank you' before I could think."
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"My wife and I only disagree on the small things, like the importance of my happiness and whether anything I say matters."
"Is it alright to kiss a nun? Yeah. As long as you don't get in the habit."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Picasso Barbie ...everything's in the wrong place"
"What do you call someone having butt sex with Stephen Hawking? Ingenius"
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