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Joke of the Day

"What is the highest point in Israel? Mountain Dew."

"Accidentally fell asleep at my grandmas funeral Wouldn't you know, I woke up with mourningwood."

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"How deep is the average vagina Deep enough for a man to lose his house, car, his dog and half his assets"

"I have a horrible sleeping disorder where I have to wake up every morning and go to work."

"Finding Nemo 3: Nemo's mom isn't dead. Nemo's dad kidnapped Nemo to avoid a custody dispute. Nemo's mom finds them. It's a revenge tale."

"Did you know there is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house? This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump."

"What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick."

"I moved to the south, people are different here. I started a conversation with a midget, but had to walk away. He was a little racist."

"Have you ever had sex while camping? It's fucking intense."