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Joke of the Day

"All I'm saying is that Miley Cyrus was on the Disney Channel and had her clothes on when Bush was president. Thanks, Obama."

"If I had 3 wishes I'd spend them on my daughter. Happiness, success and her very own little shithead who refuses to replace the TP roll."

"What do you get when you cross and owl and a bungie cord? . . . . . . . . . . ...My ass"

"What has antlers and sucks blood ? A moose-quito !"

"Hehe My ewife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER"

"My 11 y/o brother told me this What is pickle bread before its baked? Dill dough"

"A cop stops an electron for speeding. He says ""Did you know you were going 100 mph?"" ""Great"", says the electron, ""now I'm lost!"""

"Why did the console peasants walk across the road? To render the building on the other side."

"""Can you spot me, bro?"" - Waldo, at the gym"

"My ex-wife still misses me... but her aim is getting better!"