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Joke of the Day
"What has antlers and sucks blood ? A moose-quito !"
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"It's interesting how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side, my roommate sleeps on his back, and my ex sleeps with everyone."
"Donald Trump's dream is within his grasp He's about to get fucked by every woman in America"
"What does hitler say when he stubs his toe? Aushwitz"
"PBS is starting a new children's show... for kids along the Mexican-American border. It's called Maquiladora the Explorer."
"Speaking of short term memory,"
"""Daddy, what happens when we die?"" ""You get married and have kids"""
"What's the most oldest joke in the world? The human race."
"Time Lords make the worst lovers... It's always bigger on the inside"
"How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle? By tying a knot on its tail."