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Joke of the Day

"What has antlers and sucks blood ? A moose-quito !"

"Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court? It was charged with a salt."

"Taken from a UNIX program called fortune. Ralph: Lisa, you have no tits and a awful tight pussy. Lisa: Ralph... get off my back!!"

"What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX? Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees."

"the last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the statue of liberty"

"[NSFW] What's the Difference Between Peanut Butter and Jam? I can't peanut butter my dick in your ass."

"Gross I like my pussy like I like my steak... Pink and bloody. I'm so sorry. My friends are twisted."

"A man falls over and lands on a globe. He heads to the doctors. The doctor asks what's wrong. ""I've got this spain in my arsehole."""

"What is the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The Wheelchair"

"My sister's zodiac sign was cancer, which is really ironic to how she died She got squashed by a giant fucking crab"