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Joke of the Day
"You can't teach an old dog new tricks. You can't teach a cat anything, ever."
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"It's funny when guys say ""treat your girl right or I will"" lol if you could treat girls right then where is your girl?"
"Geologists look for the same thing in rocks and girls Cleavage"
"Hate it when people ask me what I will be doing five years from now Come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision"
"I saw a post about Trump supporters... And I wondered why someone would need a supporter when they have such tiny fingers."
"If you ever feel like your job is meaningless, remember there is someone who is currently installing the turn signal at BMW."
"This coworker is in a really good mood this morning, so I hacked his Facebook account and wrote ""sexy"" on all of his wife's friends' pics."
"Hi, is your resort child friendly? Yes it is sir. Would you like to make a reservation? *hangs up"
"What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common? They're both raining bodies"
"I'm sick to death of cocaine dealers... always sticking their business in other people's noses."