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Joke of the Day

"I'm sick to death of cocaine dealers... always sticking their business in other people's noses."

"What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love? Yeah you like that you dirty pore?"

"What is like tomato but better? DD-WRT"

"The Welsh were among the first to use sheep intestines as condoms.... The English perfected them by removing them from the sheep before using."

"In honor of Earth Day I'm going to forage for my own food. Does anyone know what a Dorito plant looks like?"

"I can't find a joke that was on here today now I'll have to wait a few minutes until it's posted again."

"Did you hear about the chronic binger who was allergic to his food? He bit off more than he *katchoo!*"

"First thing you do in the school of rock? Rock enroll."

"Thank you student loans for helping me get through college and for all that you've done for me! I don't know how I'll ever repay you."

"[soldier making lunch] Now for some avocado [grabs grenade] oh oh, if this is here then that means [cut to soldier taking cover for 5 hours]"