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Joke of the Day
"What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common? They're both raining bodies"
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"What does a math mermaid wear? An algeabra...."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet Adele (Hello from the other side)"
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"""What a nut job"" I exclaimed, on my first day as President of Almonds"
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"I buy reverse osmosis filtered alkaline water for my dog and he prefers to drink out of the lake."
"I can spell relief with one letter P!"