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Joke of the Day

"Month End Status Month begins with lots of happiness and ends with just a few coins & credit card bills"

"Why was ""six"" afraid of ""seven?"" Because seven was a registered six offender."

"I was completely offended, but then you said ""no offense,"" so now everything's cool."

"Dad called me a cunt I always buy him socks for Xmas. I said, ""you bastard, it's the thought that counts."" I could tell by the look in his eyes he would have kicked my head in if he had legs"

"""Get your fax straight!"" - a tweet that would have been so funny in 1987"

"Who the hell is this Rorschach guy? And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting?"

"How do you keep someone in suspense?"

"What is a ten letter word that starts with gas. Automobile Edit: not really a joke but didnt know where to put it."

"I don't understand all of this Chris Brown hype. After all his music isn't even that good, his only decent hit was Rihanna."

"Feeling cold? Just stand in the corner of your house, since it's usually 90 degrees"