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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns? Birds of Pray"
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"Why do straight white girls always hang out in odd numbers? Because they literally can't even Like. Omg."
"Not to brag but my son's friend said ""Your dad looks hot"" when I was cleaning the pool. She followed with ""Is that heat stroke?"" but still."
"Why is a rat when it spins? The higher it flies, the much."
"You wanna know what makes me smile? Face muscles"
"My friends call me The Archeologist Because I date old, dusty pieces of junk"
"What did M. Night Shyamalan say about a duck's penis? What a twist."
"Secondary School Pick up Lines Are you the Detention room because i'm going to spend the next two and a half hours inside you"
"My signature move is not caring which one yours is."
"Why was the hipster drinking milk? He liked Ice Cream before it was cool"