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Joke of the Day

"Turned out the lights I started walking down the stairs, and I flipped the light switch to off. It wasn't a bright idea. I'll see myself out."

"Why people who work with computers have a lot of spare time"

"What do you call a kid with two gay black dads? An orphan."

"What's the difference between your mom and a condom? A condom wasn't on my dick last night!"

"What do you call a bad cow joke? Udderly terrible!"

"Fidel Castro was a cigar-smoking, repressive leader who hated free speech and a free press. Donald Trump, in comparison, doesn't smoke."

"I feel like Tampax at a good place, but wrong time..."

"a 3 year old daughter * her - will i have a baby in my belly some day? * her dad - if u want to.. * her - no, that place is for candies"

"What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel? Dismay."

"Google just called, they want to put a camera on your mom... ... they heard she makes it around the block faster than their street view cars."