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"""Wouldn't it suck to be homeless? Come try it."" -- campgrounds"
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"A Dutch man is talking to his American friend... A Dutch man is talking to his American friend and says ""I fuck horses"" The American, astonished says, ""Pardon?!"" The Dutch man goes ""Yes! Paarden!"""
"My grief counselor died last week. Luckily, he was so good I didn't give a shit"
"I'm convinced that my washing machine is a portal to a world where one-legged men hop around in my socks."
"Seneca Falls"
"Reports of a man being shot with a starters pistol.. Police think it may be race related"
"Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend? Because every day is a sadder-day."
"What did Drake Bell say to Batman? Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to."
"How can I ever be happy... If I was born crying?"
"Q: Why did the New Yorker sleep under an oil tank? A: He wanted to wake up oily."