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Joke of the Day
"Just found out that ""3 Men and a Baby"" isn't a movie about Jesus's birth."
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"Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. It's a great present but I just can't find the words to thank you enough."
"Jesus could walk on water But Stephen Hawking runs on batteries"
"What's the word that starts with an ""N"" that no one wants to call a black person? Neighbor"
"""I don't want this holiday to end mummy!"" ""Don't worry Madeleine, it won't"""
"What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload? A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!"
"Answering all the 'how r u' DM's with 'I got my period' is going surprising well"
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? ""Breathe you idiot! Breathe!"""
"The pirate mechanic fixed my sexbot this morning. ""Thar, she blows."""
"Is milk the best workout supplement? No, whey man! (My first dad joke, im so proud!)"