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Joke of the Day

"I was surprised while watching the presidential debate last night... I didn't know my TV had the comedy channel."

"I wish the entire planet could come together as one and agree to refer to Kanye as Kanye Kardashian so we can bask in his shattered ego."

"Before I get busy doing nothing, I am taking a 20 minute break."

"[me as a ninja] [a smoke ball is thrown in a park] [when the smoke clears, all of the dogs in the park have stealthily been petted]"

"What do you call a flatulent teacher? A tutor"

"What's the cheapest kind of meat? Deer balls. Because they are under a buck."

"Just misread a headline 'Trump wins big' as 'Trump bins wig'. I thought: 'about time too'."

"what is a woman to cant give birth? bruce jenner"

"Which dog can tell time? A watchdog."

"A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: ""And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?"" the reporter asked. She simply replied ""No peer pressure."""