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Joke of the Day

"I wish the entire planet could come together as one and agree to refer to Kanye as Kanye Kardashian so we can bask in his shattered ego."

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"What is the speed limit during sex? 68; once you get to 69 you have to stop and turn around."
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"Wife Wanted ad A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted"". The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."" :p :D"
"What do you get when you use the 3rd Unforgivable Curse on a pornstar? Erotic cadaver."
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