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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Israelis that overly spray tan? Orange Jews!"
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"How does the basis of all TIFU's start.... by doing what you see on reddit."
"How can you tell the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber Ask them to pronounce 'Unionized'"
"How do you make Holy Water? Boil the Hell out of it!"
"What's the most important part of an ISIS joke? The execution."
"I'masinglesexuallyfrustratedastronaut.YouknowwhatIcouldreallygofor? aSpaceBar"
"Why was the African prostitute arrested for murder? Men kept disappearing in her black hole! (#69BadJokes buy it like everywhere on-line!) ((unless you're a hater of funny stuff ;))"
"Why did Mozart kill his chicken? Because when he asked the chicken ""Who's the best composer"" the chicken said ""Bach, Bach, Bach"""
"What gas is best dressed at a dinner party? Formaldehyde"
"I just came up with the BEST joke for Trump Trump is like gold. Incredibly dense, but somehow worth something."