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Joke of the Day
"I'm gonna sell my vacuum cleaner. It's just collecting dust"
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"They offer an Islamic studies course at my university. *I hear it's a blast!*"
"In hell, your coworker never finishes opening a wrapper."
"Step on a crack, break your momma's back! So then I went on a walk with my family. I stepped on a crack, looked at my mom, and said ""Why didn't your back break, mom?"" ""You're adopted."""
"What do you call Neil deGrasse Tyson pouring champagne all over his naked chest? An astro-fizzy-tits"
"What does a guy with a 9"" cock have for breakfast? .. well this morning I had toast...."
"What's worse than nine eleven? 311"
"Former boy scout leader goes shopping A former boy scout leader goes shopping. He sits down and grabs his beef jerky. ""Tastes like boy scouts,"" he says."
"Relationships should come with an icon that shows you how much time you have left like your phone's battery."
"How many goals did Germany score? gerMANY"