200721
Joke of the Day
"What do you call something that protects your fucking cock during sex? A condom"
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"Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through an alley last night? One was a salted."
"Little miss muffet. Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey, when down came a spider, who sat down beside her and said "" what's in the bowl bitch""."
"What do you call old, expired Neosporin? Paleosporin"
"I recently broke up with my long term Japanese girlfriend... She didn't seem to understand so I had to drop the bomb on her twice."
"OBAMA REVEALS HES A KID STANDING ON A KIDS SHOULDERS. ROMNEY COUNTERS BY REVEALING HES 3 TINY KIDS. 20 BABIES TUMBLE OUT OF BIDENS CLOTHES"
"Where does Arnie sit at the movies? Aisle B - Back."
"I wonder if this whole Ebola thing is going to go viral Thoughts?"
"What do you get when you goose a ghost? A handful of sheet!"
"If I went house hunting I'd take a really big gun."