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Joke of the Day

"Will you come to my party on Saturday? Yes please What's the address? 25 The High Street. Just push the bell with your elbow. Why with my elbow? Well you won't be empty-handed will you!"

"Whats the difference between racism and asians? Racism has many faces."

"Now I ain't sayin she a gold digger. But she was messin wit some pretty elaborate gold mining equipment down by the river bed today."

"I'd love the chance to relive my life, then I'd know exactly what people to kick in the crotch immediately upon meeting them."

"What does a cow's fart smell like? dairy-air"

"Why does Trump want to build a great wall? China has one and they don't have many Mexicans"

"I used to have a weird affliction that caused me to alter all my Reddit posts to add the names of my favourite Frasier and Cheers actors but I'm over it now. Edit: Grammer"

"Did you hear about the pathological liar who went to see the doctor for constipation? He was full of shit"

"The Worst Striker by Mr Goal"

"""I'm gonna make you so happy, baby. And then I'm gonna make you real sad."" - gas station nachos"