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Joke of the Day
"Miami football Heh heh heh."
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"Roses are red... Roses are red. Harambe was shot. I am Rick Harrison. This is my pawn shop."
"How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American? Last Supper"
"""The mood was somber plus it was a total sausage fest. The unlimited fish & loaves were a nice touch though.""-Yelp review of the Last Supper"
"You can eat up to three spiders every night in your sleep, except on ""cheat days"" when you can eat as many as you like."
"[dean tries handing me a diploma as I walk across the stage] I have a boyfriend"
"What's the only thing Gary the gay geneticist loves more than he loves his boyfriend, Bill? Designer jeans."
"What did God say when he made the first black man? ""Damn, I burnt one."""
"Automatic doors don't work when running full speed. I know that now."
"What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer: *WHACK!* and shouts ""DAMN!"" A bad skydiver: shouts ""DAMN!"" *WHACK*"