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Joke of the Day

"How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American? Last Supper"

"If everything is going your way You're in the wrong lane"

"Whale joke How do you circumcise a whale? You send down four skin divers!"

"I once asked my friend why he only had a step ladder. He told me ""I don't know, I never knew my real ladder."""

"Why did Jim Morrison cross the road? To break on through to the other side"

"Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine? A: It depends on the age."

"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says ""why the long face?"" The horse says ""oh...well my leg is really messed up, so tomorrow they are gunna shoot me in the fuckin head"""

"Ricky Martin should have waited until Saturday so he could come out the same day as the iPad. Maybe that's what Tom Cruise is waiting for?"

"When I get murdered the neighbors will be on the news like, ""Wow, I can't believe it took so long."""

"I hired a PR team. They said the public would like me more if I stopped executing people. I executed the PR team."