227943

Joke of the Day

"I leant my Ferrari to my friend Carlos and never got it back."

"Throughout my entire life, there have always been two things I can count on My hands"

"No, YOUUU had a kid just so you could have someone to eat pizza and play video games with"

"Do I feel like crying? HELL YES LET'S DO THIS 'THE FAULT IN OUR STARS'"

"What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife."

"Little Miss Muppet sad on a crumpet... And said ""What the Hell! Who fucking put this here?!"""

"I entered ten puns in a contest ... to see which would win. No pun in ten did. ps: not my own, came across randomly."

"What's the problem with auto-erotic asphyxia? You don't know if you're coming or going"

"Why did the broken window not go to the doctor? He had no more pane"

"Typing Mistake One million copies of a new book sold In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title. ""An idea,that can change ur wife'' While real word was (life)."