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Joke of the Day

"Do I feel like crying? HELL YES LET'S DO THIS 'THE FAULT IN OUR STARS'"

"A wife asks her husband ""Honey, how many women have you slept with?"" The husband replies, ""Only you sweetie. I was awake for all the other ones """

"I AM A CAPITALIST YES I AM"

"What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work? Bye, son."

"Why people don't use #YOLO anymore? Because they lived once"

"Cupid came to help. He drew his bow and fired an arrow at Raina, but his aim was low. I was forever in love with her feet."

"I was thinking about where Luke Skywalker goes to buy his change of clothes while talking to my girlfriend. Me: I wonder where Luke Skywalker buys his clothes. Her: The Darth Maul. ;) I love my life."

"How did the headless chicken cross the road? In a KFC bucket."

"What's long and black? The unemployed line."

"Did you hear about NASA finding bones on the moon? Yeah,the cow didn't make it."