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Joke of the Day

"You can tell a lot about a person by how quickly they grab their phone back to make sure you don't scroll through the rest of their photos."

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"What do you call a cock blocker? A knobstacle."
"So I'm balls deep in this guys ass and I go ahead and try to give him a reach-around... And he was hard.. How fucking gay is that?"
"Listening to coworkers try and explain Fight Club to another coworker and all I could think was ""we really shouldn't be talking about this""."
"What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs? A furrycanine"
"I just found out that my geology professor passed away... my sediments go out to his family"
"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Roll them into a tire and call it a goodyear"
"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? One stops sucking when you slap it and the other is a blonde."
"Wanted to share a Coke with my friend Amal But the closest name I could find was Juan. But I guess if you have seen Juan then you have seen Amal."
"Being inside a car with kids is like being inside a blender with sticky hyenas."