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Joke of the Day

"Should I buy a new pair of sunglasses or just leave $60 in a restaurant?"

"You know what gets me down? Gravity..."

"Why must you be religious to join the Navy? Because it's a place of war ship."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black."

"What's the main ingredient in mana potions? Caster sugar."

"Mars and NASA Mars: Come over NASA: You're 33.9 million miles away Mars: I'm wet NASA: I'm coming over"

"isnt it odd how people kill flys just because they're annoying if people killed people for being annoying i would've died like 15 years ago"

"I have a friend. He keeps trying to convince me he's a compulsive liar, but I don't believe him."

"My week is basically: Monday Monday #2 Monday #3 Monday #4 Friday Saturday Pre-Monday"

"Tony Stark's drag queen name. Fe Male."