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Joke of the Day
"What's the main ingredient in mana potions? Caster sugar."
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"What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common? Same middle name."
"Sorry girl, you know you were dating a bad boy *heads out to fight boss without saving or buying potions*"
"2night's funniest bit: a fellow comic enters the room &, given a choice between talking w/ me & w/ a homeless man, chooses the homeless man."
"How many Freuds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb and another to hold the penis. ... ... ... Er... I mean... The ladder."
"I for one, like Roman Numerals"
"What's the most important part about making a Pokemon joke? The Exeggution!"
"Friends are like condoms: They protect you when things get hard."
"I tried dusting after five energy drinks now my house is on fire."
"Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday."