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Joke of the Day

"Friends from school are like hot dogs You have them because they're there, not because you love them"

"What is the biggest mistake Steve Jobs ever made? He thought it was ""being at Apple every day"", not ""eating an apple every day""."

"Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?"

"Hope my marriage can make it through another season of disagreement over the pronunciation of pecan."

"4 out of 5 dead husbands agree that last casserole tasted really strange."

"Colonel Mustard. In the kitchen. Eating soup. Calm down."

"OMG! My boss has choked on his sandwich and stopped breathing!! Should I call an ambulance? Its been 16hrs.. I didn't wanna make a fuss."

"There are 10 types of people in this world... The ones who understand binary, and the ones who get laid."

"Tis the season to kidnap a tree, hold it hostage, keep it from its family during the holidays, then leave it for dead."

"What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch? A cuckoo clock."