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Joke of the Day

"Is it possible to get steak poisoning? Yes, but it's really rare."

"Wanna know what 80 year old pussy tastes like? DependsTM"

"""We invented sex"", proudly said the Greeks ""we introduced women into it"", said the italians"

"IF YOU LIKE THAT FACEBOOK STATUS SO MUCH, WHY DON'T YOU MARRY IT?!"

"Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss a brie. I cheddar the world and the feta cheese."

"Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen? Sir Veza"

"hello, this is the co-pilot speaking. the captain can't talk cause we both said ""hope we don't die haha"" at the same time and i jinxed him"

"[First day working in a warehouse] ME: What's that machine for? ""Oh, that's the forklift"" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS??"

"I had a nightmare where Footloose was rebooted as many times as Spiderman."

"If all foods were packaged like honey they'd all come in these miniature fake human containers which would be weird as hell"