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Joke of the Day

"Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)"

"Imagine Iron Man having an iron deficiency That would be ironic."

"My little cousin dropped this one on me: Me: Wow, you must've grown a foot since the last time I saw you! Cosin: Nope, still have two!"

"At what age do you tell your kids that the UN isn't real"

"Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing."

"What did Jesus say... when he was being nailed at the cross by the jews? Wait till Hitler comes."

"Obviously, Mario Kart is not a documentary. It's a dramatization of real events."

"You hear about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac? He stays up all night, every night, wondering if there truly is a dog."

"I asked Barack Obama if we could get together later, and he said Yes We Can!"

"Who's your favorite running back? Haha http://www.mayfieldsportsmarketing.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Ha-Ha-Clinton-Dix.jpg"