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Joke of the Day

"Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)"

"Date: you've already made me laugh, you can do no wrong Me: challenge accepted."

"Today my wife asked, ""would you still love me if I was ugly and fat?"" Turns out ""Yes I do"" was not the right answer."

"I finally figured out what flies and mosquitoes are for. They're gods way of making us slap ourselves."

"What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common? Hoe, hoe, hoe."

"How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!"

"Why was The Joker's US Passport application denied? Passports require proof of US citizenship and The Joker is a fictional character."

"I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist."

"Rupert Murdoch today said that he was very touched, by all the messages left on Amy Winehouses' phone."

"I made love to a girl in quicksand. That was the only time she went down on me."