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Joke of the Day
"At what age do you tell your kids that the UN isn't real"
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"Here's to the kisses that I snatched, and Vice versa. Bottoms up fellas."
"HOT SINGLES IN YOUR FANNYPACK WANT TO GO IN THE VENDING MACHINE."
"Drove a wedge of suspicion today between the fast food employee at the first window and the one at the second."
"HEY OFFICER, STOP SCREAMING AT ME TO PULL OVER, I'M DRUNK NOT DEAF"
"I try not to criticize those who practice incest After all, it's all relative."
"when i give my policy number to a customer service automated system, i talk precisely & slowly. this is also how i talk to stoned teens"
"[Concert] Triangle player: *proudly playing his triangle [Octagon player struts on stage] Triangle player: ""What the-"""
"Changed Grandma's email signature to ""Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!"""
"What is it called when one blonde blows in another blonde's ear? Data transfer"