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Joke of the Day

"Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing."

"Did you hear about the butterfly that ate too many stones? ... he shat-a-pillar."

"Why did Dracula miss lunch? Because he didn't fancy the stake."

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph. He's too short to be an ese"

"Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long? I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier."

"How do terrorists like their apple pie? Allah mode."

"How did the Bohemian pay? Just a Check"

"As I've been teaching myself how to use GIS again, I've been listening to a lot of Eminem. And I'm beginning to feel just like a map god, map god."

"Saturday usually #followfriday"

"Challenge for r/jokes! lets hear your best non offensive jokes. (work safe ) last time i saw this posted it was filled with so a black, jew and so on."