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Joke of the Day

"How do you kill a troll? Take away its internet access."

"What's sexist and not a concern for feminist? Misandry"

"Who is this Rorschach guy and why does he have so many pictures of my parents fighting?"

"Why did they have to cancel the volleyball games in the special olympics? It wasn't going over too well."

"If you slept with my husband I'd be like ""OMG how much do I owe you?"""

"The US Presidential choice is now all about choosing between .... .....the one who was weak with E-mails and the one who was weak with Fe-males....!!! GOD BLESS AMERICA "

"Can I man and a woman have sex while running? By principle, yes. By practicality, no. Because a woman runs faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down."

"*pretends to get electrocuted when I shake your dad's hand for the first time*"

"The girl I met last week said she wanted a guy who was ""funny and spontaneous"" I showed up at her kitchen window late at night wearing a clown suit and suddenly it's all panic and screaming..."

"What did one dog say to the other? How the fuck should I know, I don't speak dog."