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Joke of the Day

"You know how it goes, I say tomato You say what are you doing in my house?"

"""and this blood shall be called A+"" all the other blood types: ""k wow we're like right here"""

"I dunked on my brother one summer, like, 20 yrs ago, on the adjustable hoop in the driveway, & I still think about it roughly twice a week."

"The best thing about the Earth is if you poke holes in it oil and gas come out."

"Would you like to hear an original joke about Anal Beads...? Well, if you're lucky, later on in the night I might try to slip one in..."

"Why don't they have bars in Syria? Because, they prefer to get bombed at home."

"What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman? He invited her over to net fish and krill."

"Why was the tomato blushing? ...because he saw the salad dressing"

"Nerdiest joke I know. I'd tell you a joke about UDP packets, but I'm not sure you'd get it."

"Mormon women Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29? Because 30 is too many!"