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Joke of the Day
"If you have a horse and you didn't name it Edgar Allan Pony, we can't be friends."
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"""Let the Bodies Hit the Floor"" was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song."
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"Yo mamma is so stupid she thought the fast Fourier transform was a way to complete your bachelor's degree."
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