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Joke of the Day

"When I die I want to invite my college group mates to my funeral and have them bury me So they can let me down one last time"

"Police have been playing Pokemon Go for many years. ""Gotta catch Jamal"""

"What shoes do roosters wear? Chickenstocks"

"I'm getting pretty hungry. I haven't eaten all year!"

"When I got back from Vietnam people asked how I could shoot women and children...I told them, ""it's easy you just don't lead as much"""

"I was going to make a joke about Sodium and Hydrogen but NaH"

"Pepsi just bought out Nike. Nike's new slogan will be, ""Just Dew It""."

"My favorite sex position is solely based on how bad your breath is."

"""Money isn't everything,"" I say, poorly."

"Why are normal human body temperatures around 98.7*F? Because we're all a little obtuse."