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Joke of the Day
"*goes to get phone out of car *sees car has been stolen *finds phone in back pocket OH THANK GOD"
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"No matter how many Madea movies they make, I believe that Tyler Perry just likes to wear ladies clothes. PERIOD!"
"Islam is.. ..a religion of peace"
"TIL of a Native American doctor who has successfully treated cancer for hundreds of individuals. They call him Chemo Savvy."
"How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags."
"I was homeless for 10 years and decided to apply for a position to hold a company's sign on the sidewalk... The company told me that they were sorry but I was overqualified."
"The possibility that I hit REPLY ALL haunts every email I've ever sent."
"got a fake ID w a picture of shrek on it. works everytime. bought ten shrek dvds w it just this morning. lady at the counter didnt say SHIT"
"Knock Knock Knock knock Who's there? Daisy Daisy who? DAISY ME ROLLING, THEY HATING"
"I'm so sorry What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica? Ice-is I'll show myself out."