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Joke of the Day

"No matter how many Madea movies they make, I believe that Tyler Perry just likes to wear ladies clothes. PERIOD!"

"Little known fact, Alvin wore the big A on his shirt because he slept around."

"i just went to a bar god damn, it was one sharp crowbar."

"What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas? Ince pies!"

"Why do dyslexics drink tea when having a heated argument? Because they're having a sipping contest."

"I like my women like my wine, 12 years old and Locked in a cellar Edit: u wot m8 I fixed grammar"

"I'd like to thank the floor, for always catching me when I'm falling down."

"I can't imagine the enormous pressure on fat black women to be sassy all the time."

"I accidentally took an extra step when I reached the top of the stairs and now I'm in a marching band."

"Did i tell you that someone hit me over the head with a power tool the other day? Minding my own business, then next minute BOSCH."