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Joke of the Day
"I hate people who take drugs... ...such as the police and customs officers."
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"What's pink and hard when it goes in, and soft and wet when it comes out? Bubble gum."
"What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes? You can't mash Frankenstein."
"A 25 year old just told me she's gonna rock my world. I'm 47 so I assume she's gonna show me where to buy comfortable shoes & soft licorice"
"Where do you get frog's eggs? The spawn shop."
"What do you call a married knot? Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose."
"What's the difference between an original joke and a repost? I dunno, i just click submit"
"I paid $10 and got $20 worth of fishing supplies. It was a net gain."
"I'll vote for whichever presidential candidate promises to end the banter before two people announce who won an Emmy."
"What does a woman trucker and a hockey team have in common? They both shower after 3 periods!"