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Joke of the Day

"I hate people who take drugs... ...such as the police and customs officers."

"Did you hear about the Iranian terrorist who switched off the fans of his stolen helicopter because he couldn't stand the draft?"

"I admit opening an alligator petting zoo was not the best idea, but I told the kids to be careful so there's plenty of blame to go around."

"The poodle said to the german shepherd.. ""Hey, you're foaming at the mouth! Do you have rabies?"" The german shepherd smiled and calmly replied ""Nah. I just got done blowing myself."""

"Why did the Chinese man tell a joke? Just China be funny."

"The real reason Hillary Clinton stumbled A tiny plane flew into her."

"These days people treat their cellphones like its a baby... ..except I never laugh when I drop my cellphone"

"Why do you only need one egg in France? Because one egg is un oeuf."

"What does crossing the Niagara on a tightrope and being given a blowjob by a 90-year old have in common? You don't want to look down"

"You all need to stop worrying about Trump becoming the next president... There's no way he's moving into a smaller house in a black neighborhood!"