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Joke of the Day

"The Malaysian athletes at the Commonwealth Games are looking very nervous Must be thinking about the flight home already."

"Well... You know what they say... So I guess I don't need to tell you..."

"Why did the rooster run away ? He was chicken !"

"What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the law? A small medium at large"

"They say women only use 10% of their anger"

"Where do sick boats go? The dock!"

"What does an 80 yr old lady have between her tits that an 18 yr old woman doesn't have? A bellybutton"

"I'm going as president Obama for Halloween this year. I'll tell you you're getting different candy, but it will be the same candy from last year."

"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of it's paws and the other is a pause at the end of a clause."

"My favourite German jokes 1."