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Joke of the Day

"Where do sick boats go? The dock!"

"Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France? All that was left was da brie."

"Amazon Review: A History of Criminals Not a bad book. Prose and cons."

"How do you keep a vegan from eating all your dairy? Invite two of them."

"How do you make rude noises on the Internet? With a whoop e-cushion."

"I think the bloke next to me is gay. I'm trying to take a shit, but he keeps giving me looks. I'll try the next urinal."

"Knock Knock? Who's there? Eat map. Eat map who? NO THANKS!"

"*bullies advance* STOP! Im a black belt in Shaq Fu! <laughter> *detectives arrive* Jesus, were these heads slam-dunked? Where r the bodies?"

"Did you hear about the NASCAR driver who went the wrong way around the track? It turned out to be all right."

"A priest and a rabbi are walking past a play ground. and the priest says, "" do you want to go fuck some kids?"" and the rabbi replies, ""out of what?"""