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Joke of the Day
"My favourite German jokes 1."
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"I'm not racist my best friend growing up was black Until my dad sold him"
"How many women does it take to make me a sandwich? What the fuck are you waiting for bitch? Get in there and make me a fucking sandwich!!!"
"a romantic scene where we're running toward each other but then i run past you and pick up your dog"
"What's Mary short for? She's got little legs, I guess."
"What happened when Curiosity took Accusation out on a date? She aroused suspicion."
"i'm going to sell a drink called ""responsibly"" so after every liquor ad when they say ""drink responsibly"" hey free advertising boom i win"
"No, I don't need a bag; I'm gonna juggle this 12 pack, this bag of ice and this whole roasted chicken on my unicycle while whistling Dixie."
"First rule of I'd Hit That Club is: don't say ""I'd hit that."" in front of your wife."
"What is the most fascist letter? Not C"