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Joke of the Day
"Why did the rooster run away ? He was chicken !"
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"What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ? An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !"
"Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper? He thought it was Coke!"
"Alexis Ohanian"
"What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car? I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended."
"DATING TIP: When your crush texts you, win them over by playing hard to get. Throw your phone in a river. Change your name. Move to Belgium."
"I've kidnapped 100 kids and killed 10 of them Only 90 kids can remember"
"You know, Microsoft, if you had called it Bang instead of Bing, you'd have destroyed Google. Example: I just Banged Catherine Zeta Jones."
"What do Bud Light and having sex in a canoe have in common? They're both fucking close to water."
"What's the clinical name for Viagra? Mycoxafloppin."