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Joke of the Day
"They say women only use 10% of their anger"
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"What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies? There's no million dollar car in my garage."
"Bae: come over Me: can we ever have normal conversations Bae: my parents aren't home Me: why can't you just ask how good my day was for once"
"I found out someone's been impersonating me... Well two can play at that game."
"2 peanuts walk into an elevator One was Ray Rice and the other was assaulted"
"Wanna Hear A Joke? Hufflepuff."
"Donald Trump and Mike pence fall off a boat, neither of them can swim, who survives? AMERICA"
"I like my coffee like I like my women... without a penis."
"""Maybe again but kind of bad?"" - sequels"
"What do you call a flower in Florida? Orlando Bloom."