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Joke of the Day

"What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon? The www.erewolf."

"Sometimes sorry seems to be the hardest word, but usually it's antidisestablishmentarianism."

"what's the difference between light and hard? You can Sleep with a light on"

"Why does a milking stool have only three legs? Because the cow has the udder!"

"What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common? No ballroom."

"Tree: Bark Dog: {leaves}"

"My wife is leaving me I was having sex with her twin when she came in. I tried telling her I was doing it because thought it was her. She didn't buy it. It didn't help that his dick was in my ass."

"Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking? Parkinson's"

"Dear men, I can make your girl scream louder than you can ever make her! Love, Spiders"

"How do you tell the difference between an African Elephant and an Asian Elephant? AIDS."