148361
Joke of the Day
"TOO SOON? I knew the market for Jobs was killing but....."
Next Joke
"Anybody hear about what happened when Nietzche died? Oh, well I guess it doesn't really matter anyway..."
"My high-school wrestling coach called me ""the raccoon"" cause I was small but feisty and ate garbage and gave people lyme disease"
"A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.... A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"I get really sad whenever I go to Florida It just seems to be a tropical depression"
"This: sentence: is: sick: it has :cancer."
"It's so cold in south florida, I just saw an iguana kill a squirrel and use it as a scarf."
"Chicken and a frog found a book The chicken says ""book book book BOOK!'' The frog responds ''Read it Read it Read it!''"
"Why do Japanese women like foreign men? Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa"
"Anytime I get something stuck in my throat, I use beer. I call this the Heineken maneuver"