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Joke of the Day

"How do you get a Warriors fan to stop masturbating? Paint his dick Cavaliers maroon and yellow."

"What's a Jawa's favorite salad dressing? ....TAHINI!!!"

"You wanna hear a joke? Women's rights"

"I quit my job and handed in my badge and gun to my boss, he said, why do you have a gun? You work at McDonald's."

"There are two types of friends: Those that keep your car clean And Julian FUCKING JULIAN"

"Your mom is like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks balls and then gets laid in the closet."

"*takes out one earbud* ""not guilty, your honor"""

"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it It was a shitzu"

"I took an IQ test. The results were negative."

"Son: Mom! What's a gf? Mom: if you're a good boy, you'll get one when you're older. Son: What is I'm not a good boy? Mom: You'll get many."